Wednesday, 26 February 2014

shayari non veg funny trolls

Baadal Garja Shor Ke saath;
Barish Bhi Hui Bade Zor Ke Sath;
Zara Dhayan Rakhna…
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.Apni Girlfriend Ka;
Kahin chud Naa Jaaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath!!! 

Girl chatterbox jokes trolls

Two ladies got sentenced to life imprisonment.

They spend 14 years together in the same prison cell.

After 14 years when they are released, they step out of the prison and say to each other ...

" Chal baaki baatein phone pe karte hain "

Game of thrones troll funny joke


Menhgayi funny non veg jokes

Boy friend to his girlfriend :
Jaaan kitni menhgayi ho gayi hai na,aaj kal chhoti
chhoti cheeze kharidna b kitna mushkil hai.

Girl Friend : tu sudhrega nahi kamine,aaj phir
meri gaand marega,condom nahi laya na..!!!

Most funny joke ever laugh your ass off

Pure Veg.

Police : *Knock knock*

Santa : kaun hai ?

Police : Police! Darwaza kholo.. tum se sirf baat karni hai.

Santa : tum log kitne ho ?

Police : 3.

Santa : toh apas mein baat karlo na.

troll desi non veg jokes chutkule

1.Aurat apne hole se 4 guna mota le sakti he.
2.Aurat sex k time apne weight ka 4 guna weight utha sakti he.
3.Aurat k ander aadmiyon se 4 guna sex jyada hota he.
4.Aurat aadhe ghante me 4 aadmiyon ko thanda kar sakti he.
5.Aurat 4 tareekon se aadmi ko satisfy kar sakti hai-aage se, peeche se, Mooh se aur haathon se.
6.Aurat kewal 4 jhatkon se hi aadmi ka pani nikal sakti he.

Respect Woman Power..

Teacher Student Funny Troll Jokes Non Veg

Ek baar teacher nursery k bachon ko A B C seekhati hui

A for apple
B for boy
C for cat
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L for Laura
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.oops sorry bacho galti se muh se nikal gaya
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.Tabhi Ek bacha bola
Koi Baat ni Mam fir se muh me lelo ...