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Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha,
....Bhagwan Ki Toh
Sab Puja Karte Hain,
Kyu Na Mai
Ravan Ki Puja Karu.?
Ho sakta hai
wo free ho aur
meri wishes puri karde.
He prayed for 1 year...
After 1 year,
Raavan uske samne aaya...

Ravan: Vats mai tumse khush hua...
3 vardan maang lo...

Santa: Nahi mujhe 100 vardan chahiye.

Raavan: Vats mai kewal 3 de sakta hu..,lena hai toh le nahi toh mai chala.

Santa: (ek minute sochkar) aacha aapke hath mei jo gada hai vo danda ban jaye.

Raavan: Tauhastu, ab dusri wish bolo?

Santa: Is dande ko apni bum mei daal lo, andar tak...

Raavan: (confused) Tathastu, aab jaldi se tisri mang BC bahut dard ho raha hai...

Santa: Smiles & says, bose dk,ab bol baki 97 wishes dega ya fir is dande ko andar hi 'Gada' banwa du..