shayari non veg funny trolls

Baadal Garja Shor Ke saath;
Barish Bhi Hui Bade Zor Ke Sath;
Zara Dhayan Rakhna…
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.Apni Girlfriend Ka;
Kahin chud Naa Jaaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath!!! 

Girl chatterbox jokes trolls

Two ladies got sentenced to life imprisonment.

They spend 14 years together in the same prison cell.

After 14 years when they are released, they step out of the prison and say to each other ...

" Chal baaki baatein phone pe karte hain "

Game of thrones troll funny joke

Menhgayi funny non veg jokes

Boy friend to his girlfriend :
Jaaan kitni menhgayi ho gayi hai na,aaj kal chhoti
chhoti cheeze kharidna b kitna mushkil hai.

Girl Friend : tu sudhrega nahi kamine,aaj phir
meri gaand marega,condom nahi laya na..!!!

Most funny joke ever laugh your ass off

Pure Veg.

Police : *Knock knock*

Santa : kaun hai ?

Police : Police! Darwaza kholo.. tum se sirf baat karni hai.

Santa : tum log kitne ho ?

Police : 3.

Santa : toh apas mein baat karlo na.

troll desi non veg jokes chutkule

1.Aurat apne hole se 4 guna mota le sakti he.
2.Aurat sex k time apne weight ka 4 guna weight utha sakti he.
3.Aurat k ander aadmiyon se 4 guna sex jyada hota he.
4.Aurat aadhe ghante me 4 aadmiyon ko thanda kar sakti he.
5.Aurat 4 tareekon se aadmi ko satisfy kar sakti hai-aage se, peeche se, Mooh se aur haathon se.
6.Aurat kewal 4 jhatkon se hi aadmi ka pani nikal sakti he.

Respect Woman Power..

Teacher Student Funny Troll Jokes Non Veg

Ek baar teacher nursery k bachon ko A B C seekhati hui

A for apple
B for boy
C for cat
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L for Laura
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.oops sorry bacho galti se muh se nikal gaya
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.Tabhi Ek bacha bola
Koi Baat ni Mam fir se muh me lelo ...

Engineering trolls step up transformer joke

Election sex funny joke

Sex aur Election main kya chiz same hai
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Dono main umeedwaar ka khada hona zaruri hota hai 

Oxymoron funny meaning jokes

Oxymoron: An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....

Here are some funny oxymoron's :
1) Clearly Misunderstood.
2) Exact Estimate.
3) Small Crowd.
4) Act Naturally.
5) Found Missing.
6) Fully Empty.
7) Pretty Ugly.
8) Seriously Funny.
9) Only Choice.
10) Original Copies...

And the Mother of all :
11) Happily Married

Funny Non Veg desi troll

Office boss troll funny joke employee conversation desi hindi

Very funny hindi joke

Babli - Teacher Teacher! 'Bus' Male
hai ya Female ?
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(Teacher thinks 'such a cute question)
Suddenly another kid (Bunty) replied-
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Teacher, Teacher It's Female
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Babli-Why?
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Bunty-Kyoki Sab Log Uspe Chadte
Hain, Idiot.
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Teacher got tensed with answer
whereas
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Babli In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female
Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To
Uske Bacche- Kyo nahi hote ?
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Teacher more tensed...
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Bunty again with answer-Kyoki Sab Us
Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.
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Teacher sharm se pani pani.
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But Babli still in doubt-Maana Sabhi
Peeche Se Chadte Hain, par Driver
Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte
Hain. Phir Bachche -Kyon Nahin Hote?
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Teacher Ki Saanse band.
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Bunty's final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono
Topi pehanke Chadte Hain.
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Teacher Behosh!

forever engineers desi indian troll

Football fever and sex troll desi funny indian joke

Man surfing channels asks his wife, "Darling, can i watch football?"
Wife: For god sake, watch porn.You already know how to play football :D

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Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai. Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai? Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”

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Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?

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Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha,
....Bhagwan Ki Toh
Sab Puja Karte Hain,
Kyu Na Mai
Ravan Ki Puja Karu.?
Ho sakta hai
wo free ho aur
meri wishes puri karde.
He prayed for 1 year...
After 1 year,
Raavan uske samne aaya...

Ravan: Vats mai tumse khush hua...
3 vardan maang lo...

Santa: Nahi mujhe 100 vardan chahiye.

Raavan: Vats mai kewal 3 de sakta hu..,lena hai toh le nahi toh mai chala.

Santa: (ek minute sochkar) aacha aapke hath mei jo gada hai vo danda ban jaye.

Raavan: Tauhastu, ab dusri wish bolo?

Santa: Is dande ko apni bum mei daal lo, andar tak...

Raavan: (confused) Tathastu, aab jaldi se tisri mang BC bahut dard ho raha hai...

Santa: Smiles & says, bose dk,ab bol baki 97 wishes dega ya fir is dande ko andar hi 'Gada' banwa du..

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Ek baccha muskurate huye paida hua...

Nurse - kyu has rahe ho...??

Bache ne muthi kholi aur I-Pill ki goli nikal kar dikhai or bola..

"don ko maarna mushkil hi nai namumkin hai" :D :D 

NON-VEG SMS KA BAAP

NON-VEG SMS KA BAAP...

Ek PAKISTANI USA se apni AMMI ko phone karta hai.

KHAN: AMMI Jaan! muje AIDS ho gaya hai.

AMMI: Tu wapas mat aana BETA.

KHAN: kyo AMMI

AMMI: agar tu aaya to Teri BIWI ko AIDs hoga,

Teri BIWI se tere BHAI ko

Tere BHAI se NOKRANI ko,

NOKRANI se tere ABBA ko,
Tere ABBA se teri MAUSI ko,
Teri MAUSI se tere MOUSA ko,
Tere MOUSA se Muje,
Muj se hamare DRIVER ko,
Driver se teri Behen ko

Aur Agar teri bahen ko ho gaya to saare GAON ko ho jayega!

Tuje mera vasta
Saare GAON ko bachale BETA.. mat aana.. . 

Honey Singh Uper In The Air Adult Rap.

Honey Singh Uper In The Air Adult Rap..
Tujhe Baitha Kar Rakha Tha Rani Apne Lode Par..
Tune Maari Thokar Toddiye Tatte Mere Lode Ke..
Par Aisa Na Tu Soch Ri Chori..
Main Toh Chodu Roz Nahi Gori..
Pehle Toh Lund Dekh Kar Ro Rahi..
Ab Tu Katai Chudakkad Hori..
Chal Ri Chal Ab Side Main Hoja..
Dhund Le Apna Loda Duja..
Chota, Patla Khujliwala..
Tullu Sa Jhada Hua Chooja..
Ja Chud Le Tu Usse Saali..
Hawas Teri Khatam Nahi Hone Waali..
Royeggi Tu Achhe..
Or Kosegi Khud Ko..
Chudegi Tu Usse..
Or Yaad Karegi Mujhko..
Ban Ke Tu Reh Jaayegi..
Keval Ek Randi..
Jab Main Chodunga..
Machake Gandagi..
Fir Gandh Dekh Kar Tu Apni Chut Khujaayegi..
Chodo TJ Chodo TJ..
Yehi Tu Gaayegi..
Or Bachho Ko Sulayegi..
Sula Ke Unko Mere Naam Se Hi..
Tu Apni Chut Khujaayegi..
Or Man Hi Man Badbadayegi Ki Agar Galti Se Mujh Se Na Hota Yeh Paaaap..
Tu Chudti Aaj Main Aise Jaise Kuttiya Ki Saaas.. 

Reply dhang ka hona chahiye

Reply dhang ka hona chahiye
Hmmmm toh bhais bhi karti hai
Global currency rupees honi chaiye ....
Dollar to underwear bhi hai..
Relationship Main Trust Aur Pyaar Hona Chahiye ,
Loyal Toh Kutte Bhi Hote Hai
Exams Written honi Chahiye
Oral toh Sex bhi hota hai
Lakdi ko chut honi chahiye bhosda to dimag Ka bhi hota h
Ladki ko kiss karna chaiye
Hug toh toilet mai bhi dete hai 

MBBS Professor

MBBS Professor:
The Sperm is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of.

A Girl raised her hand:
"Then why doesn't it
taste like Sugar?"

Suddenly silence in hall.
Girl:Oops. ???????

Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece:
My dear, Thats because, the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue and not at the end of your Throat! ??

a girl went to meet doctor..

a girl went to meet doctor..

Doctor-ye lips kaise fate..??
girl-kiss kr rhi thi, ,,achanak koi aa gya tvi kamine ne zip band kr li...
;-) 

The best ever English to hindi dictionary

The best ever English to hindi dictionary for guys:

xcuse me= sun chutiye;

stupid= abe gandu;

get out= Nikal bhosdike;

I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye;

I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;

Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;

Would u like to have this= lega laudu;

Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;

He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;

I'm sorry = maa chuda;

Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;

I 4give u! = muh mei le le;

No = ghanta;

Too small= jhaant barabar;

Too big= gaandfaadu;

Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;

We rock= maa chod di;

And finally the best one:

Dost= laude......:D :D :D 

Ek baar class main inspection hoti hain..

Headmaster sahib aate hain...

Sawaal karna shuru!

Headmaster: "Bachoo Hamari body ka sabse naram part konsa hain"?

Jab koi jawab nahin deta to master Tinku ki taraf ishara karte hue -

Headmaster: "Tinku tum is ka jawab do"!!

Tinku: "Master ji hamari body ka sabse naram part hain GAAND, kyon ki, agar hame thand (cold) lag gaye hum kehte hain 'GAAND Phat gayi',

Garmi lag jaya hum kehte hain 'GAAND phat gayi',

thoda chalna pad jaye 'GAAND phat gayi',

Rona aa jaye 'GAAND phat gayi',

Homework karana ho'GAAND phat gayi'...

Headmaster ko gussa to aata hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi sahi hain to woh kuch nahin kehta....

Phir sawaal...karta hain...

Headmaster: "acha aab ye batao ke, Ladki ki jab shaadi ho jaati hain to woh Doli ke time roti kyon hain" Phir koi
jawaab nahin deta.....

Master phir Tinku ko jawaab dene ko kehta hain.

Tinku: " Master ji aap itne bade master, gyani or Samajhdar AGAR
AAPKI KOI
400KM GHAR SE DOOOOOR LE JAA
KAR GAAND MAREGA TO AAPKO
RONA
NAHIN AAYEGA?

Master ji ko phir bhut gussa aata hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi thik hain...isleye woh use kuch nahin kehta.

Master phir sawaal karata hain...

Headmaster: "Acha bachoo agar main aapko tisri aankh lagane ki shakti doon to tum kahan lagwaoge"

Koi bacha kehta hain sir pe,
koi kehta hain mooh main,
koi kehta hain pet main,
Koi kehta hain kaan pe...

Master ko koi bhi answer acha nahin lagta hain to woh Tinku ko phir khada karta hain...

Tinku: " Master ji main tisri aankh haat ki badi wali ungli main lagawaoonga"

Headmaster: " Kyon Tinku"

Tinku: " Main usko aapki GAAND main dalke ye dekhoonga ke aisa kaun sa kida aapki GAAND main Bhatak raha hain jo Salla har Sawaal mujhe hi se pooch raha hai,,,,, 

Ravan: Cigrate he?
Narad Muni: nahi
Indra dev:juth kyo bolte ho
Narad muni: prabhu tum bich me mat bolo shanti rakho, ye lovde ke das shir he bhoshdika pura packet thok lega..... ???????